This Man is a Pervert!!

Okay, so many of you know that I'm in love with The Office. It is so dang funny. Well, my dad emailed me this picture recently and mentioned that I should try calling the phone number, but I never got around to it until this morning. It is FOR REAL!! I called this morning and couldn't stop laughing. Who actually came up with this? I don't know, but it sure makes my boring day in the office a little more entertaining...

May I Present...The Swan Princess

You see...some people, who shall remain nameless, love to talk crap about my blogging. They happen to think that it is a waste of time and that it is just plain stupid. We'll see how stupid they think it is now. But I refuse to give any specific names. I'll just wait to see if they change their minds on their own free will. I will not resort to blackmail or bribery. I'll just wait patiently for an apology and for them to change their tune about blogging...

Who Does This Kid Belong To?

WANTED:
Mason Brandon Muir

Sex: Male
Age: 22 months
Height: 2'9'
Weight: 32 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
And A Curly Mustache


Mason is wanted for questioning in his involvement in stolen scrapbooking supplies. If you chance to come across him you should proceed with caution (or a washcloth) because the suspect is believed to be armed with an inkpad and is not afraid to use it.

Mason is my nephew...and it seems like he's inherited his mother's scrapbooking skills!

You Might Be a Utard

Forget rednecks; This is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about Utahns!
-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you might live in Utah.
-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Utah.
-If you've worn shorts and a Parka at the same time, you might live in Utah.
-If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you might live in Utah.
-If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you might live in Utah.
-If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Utah.
-If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Utah.
-If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you might live in Utah.
-If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you might live in Utah.
-If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might live in Utah.
-If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Utah.
-If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you might live in Utah.
-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Utah.
-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you might live in Utah.
-If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you might live in Utah.
-And finally, if you actually understand these jokes, you are definitely a Utard!